Armor All

Today I learned that Armor All will not damage your eyes if it comes in contact, only irritate them. Of course, I didn't know that at the moment I realized my son had just sprayed some directly into his face. This is the first sort of toddler-getting-into-trouble incident he's had. (And the first for me as well.) I suppose there will be many more. I don't look forward to them, but I do look forward to looking back on them sometime in the distant future. He's fine, by the way. (And so am I.) In case you ever need to know, just flush the eyes with water for ten minutes--you should be fine after that.